Senile Old Man Holds U.N. Hostage for Nearly One Hour
Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart On Wednesday, a 79-year-old man walked up a broken escalator, made his way to the main floor of the United Nations building, and proceeded to filibuster the leaders of 189 nations for almost one hour. It was a very sad experience for the delegates. They were very respectful as an obese old man with a cheap toupee rambled on about nothing and bragged about things which never happened. See if you can make sense of some of his illiterate rants. “I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell.” “They were going all green. All green is all bankrupt. That’s what it represents, And it’s not politically correct, I’ll be very badly criticized for saying it, but I’m here to tell the truth. I don’t care, it doesn’t matter to me.” “If you don’t get away from this green scam, your country is going to fail. And I’m really good at predicting things, you know?” he said. “They actually said during the campaign, they had a hat: the best-selling hat, I was right a...