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I Should Not be Smarter Than Your President, But I Am

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I admit to being exactly three weeks younger than your illegitimate president. I also admit to being far more intelligent than my fellow original baby boomer. This makes me at least ten-times more intelligent than his avid supporters who he refers to as “basement dwellers.” I never finished college. Therefore, many of you will say, “Trump graduated from an Ivy League school. How can you make such a claim?” First, Trump clearly failed to graduate. His diploma, like his deferments from serving in the Vietnam War, were purchased for him by his father. Second, I would be willing to compare my knowledge of the English language, Mathematics, Science, Geography, and History with his any time. I offer you proof of my assertion any time Trump opens his pie hole. Of course he is lying, but listening to him is like listening to a three-year-old child. Half of everything he says is gibberish. I have no doubt that he failed any course which required knowledge of the English language. Trump is by fa...