TheWiseOldFart

Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart When he’s not displaying an uncontrollable temper, Trump is falling asleep and farting during his criminal trial in New York. This is expected from a very old and obese man who is clearly physically and mentally challenged. Late night comics make jokes about President Biden’s age, but the truth is that Trump is much older than Mr. Biden. He is undoubtedly lacking a serious number of brain cells, and is 60-80 pounds overweight. “Big Adolf” could never function as our nation’s president. WHAT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF “TRUMPLE STILSKIN’S” NEED TO NAP? Two theories have risen to explain his need for sleep during a serious criminal trial. One is that he has been using drugs to stay alert, but does not have access to them in a court of law. Another is that he may be going deaf. It is not unusual for men “of a certain age” to fall asleep after hearing loss. Simply by watching him on television, it is clear that Trump is losing control of several physical abilities, and by...

Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart You support him or you hate him, there are no “undecideds.” You love your country or you hate it and believe that Donald Trump’s efforts to destroy democracy are more important than the future of your grandchildren. Trump’s ego desperately needs constant massaging, or he will explode into a fit of rage and likely stroke out. His failing efforts to remain relevant make him the most infamous person in our nation. Everyone who is high school age or older has an opinion about “Big Adolf.” Therefore, selecting 12 jurors and six alternates for his criminal trial in New York, a city in which the orange buffoon is not welcome, is a challenge. Background checks on prospective jurors has been extensive, the goal being a fair trial for an obese old man who has never treated another man or woman fairly. COULD YOU BE AN IMPARTIAL JUROR ON A TRUMP TRIAL I have worked hard for 77 years to be a fair-minded man who is willing to listen to both sides of any issue in a civil discu...