Like Trump, His “Sneakers” are Ugly, Garish, and Will Be Another Embarrassment


 

Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart

After he lost two lawsuits, Trump is now in debt for 438.3 million dollars. Most of us believe this is more money than he is actually worth. So what did the failed businessman do? He decided to sell “sneakers” at the outrageous price of $399.99 per pair. There is a problem here. They are gold in color, appear very uncomfortable, and will surely be another failure along with Trump wine, Trump steaks, Trump Airlines, and many other failed ventures.

Immediately after he was forced to pay $355 million dollars in New York for fraud, he traveled to Pennsylvania and later, Michigan. Here’s what happened in Philadelphia.

BOOS MIXED WITH CHEERS

"Sneakerheads, your sneakerheads, right? Does everybody in the room consider themselves a sneakerhead?" Trump said in a short speech to an unusual crowd that was divided between chanting for and booing at him.

This is where he made his first desperate effort to have his ignorant supporters pay for crimes he committed over the last five decades.

He moved onto Michigan, which he assumed would be more friendly. He received a mixed reception. The crowd appeared confused as the senile, old, and obese, orange man misspoke about the date of the state’s primary.

DOING ANYTHING FOR MONEY

Trump is broke and regardless of what happens on November 5th, he will no longer be allowed to claim that he is a “billionaire.” Donald Trump’s lifelong tale is a fable. In reality he is a complete failure. No one loses money when owning a casino: Trump did. If he had not been “bailed out” by members of the Saudi Royal Family and Russian Oligarchs, he would be penniless.

Trump has been illegally using campaign funds for his personal expenses. He also created NFT’s and reprinted his own mug shot in an effort to replenish his diminishing bank accounts. Now he wants to sell you a pair or two of very ugly tennis shoes. Sad, so sad to see a mentally impaired, old, obese white man crumbling before our very eyes.

Op-ed by James Turnage

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