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 Trump must be “punking” America. His list of nominees to head important agencies is composed of some of the most laughable men and women in America, none of which is qualified to make decisions about their own lives, and definitely not our nation’s future. If he is serious about them, he is without a doubt the dumbest son-of-a-bitch on the face of the earth.

There is only one alternative: he wants to destroy every department in our government and end the existence of the United States forever.

The list is long, and I don’t know everything about each of the lowlifes Trump selected. However, I can give you the highlights, or rather lowlights, of a few woefully unqualified selections.

To be fully accurate, I must go back in time and look at his choice for Vice President.

Once a huge Trump critic, whose comments were often brutal and more frightening for Trump, accurate, J.D. Vance is disliked by Democrats and Republicans alike.

Donald Trump’s vice presidential pick was once a fervent critic of the former president. In private messages, he wondered ahead of Trump’s election whether he was “America’s Hitler” and in 2017 said the then-president was a “moral disaster.” In public, he agreed Trump was a “total fraud” who didn’t care about regular people and called him “reprehensible.”ht-wing extremist policies. Most are already contained in Project 2025.

However, he drank the Kool-Aid and became a hypocrite like every other Republican professional politician.

This sad clown will become president when Trump’s dementia completely destroys what is left of his little brain, likely within his first two years..

During Trump’s first illegitimate term, a few of his original nominees were respected by most Americans. However, when he was evicted from the White House in 2021, not a single qualified individual held a leadership in his administration. Many important positions had not been filled for more than a year: the West Wing echoed with the vacancy.

However, in Trump 2.0, not a single man or woman on Trump’s naughty list is fit to work in Washington.

We will never forget Trump’s most ludicrous nomination: Matt “the child molester” Gaetz, for Attorney General. Trump feels a certain kinship with other criminals, and it was not surprising that he chose Gaetz for the top law enforcement job in the nation. Sexual deviates stick together. If Jeffrey Epstein was still alive, you would understand.

However, uproar from both parties in the Senate quashed his nomination and revealed additional crimes for which Gaetz is being investigated.

The Secretary of Defense is a crucial position. Our greatest enemies, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, the Saudi Royal Family, and others must feel respect and even some fear for the man or woman who is responsible for the fate of the most powerful military force in the world.

Trump nominated a fake-news personality, Pete Hegseth, to be his first Secretary of Defense. I say “first,” because he replaced nearly everyone in his inner circle over just four years. The FOX paid liar has a checkered past.

In 2017, after a woman accused Hegseth of sexual assault, he settled out of court for a sum reported in the six-figure range. His own mother has accused him of being a sexual predator, a trait he shares with Trump.

Multiple individuals claim that he was intoxicated when he came to work in the early morning hours on multiple ocassions. Once, during a visit to a strip club, he was so drunk members of his party were forced to restrain him from getting on the stage. What class?!!! If that’s not enough, he has been accused of embezzling funds from two charities he led.

I cannot say enough bad things about Thomas Homan and Stephen Miller.

In 1930’s Germany, Hitler was open about his hatred for all Jews. He began an effort to commit genocide by creating prison camps across Europe. He murdered at least six million Jews in gas chambers and with gunshot wounds during what is now known as the Holocaust.

Trump, Homan, and Miller share a hatred for all Hispanics. It is no surprise that the orange buffoon selected these two extreme racists to lead his mass deportation efforts.

To all Hispanics who voted for Trump, I warn you: get those you love out of sight. Trump doesn’t care if you are in America legally or not.

Former Democratic candidate for the presidency, Tulsi Gabard, has been nominated as Director of National Intelligence.

There are two serious problems with this nomination. One, the name Tulsi Gabbard and the word intelligence have never been used together in a sentence. Second, she has been reported as having close ties with Vladimir Putin, shared by her Fuhrer, Donald Trump, and would be in a position to share our nation’s secrets with its greatest enemy.

Animal killer, Kristi Noem, is Trump’s choice for Director of Homeland Security. This is so laughable I was unable to take a deep breath. She has no qualifications for the position, no surprise. She has only one credential: she was the Governor of one of the darkest red states in America, South Dakota, and therefore a devotee of the worst president in American history.

Little Marco Rubio earned his reputation as the “laziest senator in the Capitol.” He seldom appeared in the senate branch of the Capitol Building to cast his vote for or against a bill presented on the floor.

Secretary of State? Rubio is awkward around people, and has no experience with leaders of other nations. His nomination is nothing but a payback for helping Trump win the electoral votes of the strangest state in the union.

The nicest thing I can say about Robert Kennedy Jr. is that he is a freak. The worst is that his late father is most surely rolling over in his grave knowing that Trump nominated this anti-science buffoon as the director of Health and Human Services. He is anti-vax, and anti-anything which is based on scientific research. He will destroy completely what is already known as the worst healthcare in the world.

Finally, I come to another previous adviser Trump hired in 2018. Sebastian Gorka is a confirmed Nazi from a group in Europe. It is no surprise that the leader of America’s Neo-Nazi movement. Gorka is once again invited to assist Trump in the creation of right-wing extremist policies.

This is a short list of more than 20 of the worst people in America.

To American voters, I say: “you get what you paid for.”

Op-ed by James Turnage

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