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A Man Without a Sense of Humor is not a Man

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Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart Becoming the President of the United States requires extreme patriotism, above average intelligence, experience in both domestic and international relations, education derived from both books and experience, and an extremely resilient and strong character. Your current leader fails to possess any of these necessary qualities. A man or woman reveals his or her strength of character, or lack of, when that person becomes the subject of humor at his or her expense. “If you can’t take a joke, get off the stage.” Donald John Trump is afflicted with malignant narcissism, preventing him from the ability to simply “take a joke.” DONNY BOY DESTROYS ANOTHER CHERISHED AMERICAN TRADITION [The White House Correspondents' Dinner began on May 7, 1921, when the White House Correspondents' Association History held its first gathering at the Arlington Hotel in Washington, D.C.] This 100-year-old tradition has become a “presidential roast.” Until 2025, it was hosted by tale...

I’ve Been Trying to Avoid this, but She Asked for it: Melania is a Useless Trophy Wife and a Brainless Boy Toy

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Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart Because you both need an education about America and its history, this is for you, Donny and Melania. In 1954, Steve Allen co-created the “Tonight Show.” He left the show in January of 1957, replaced by Jack Paar who hosted the show until 1962 when Johnny Carson accepted the job. Carson became the longest host, leaving the program in 1992. He was followed by Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Leno again, and Jimmy Fallon who replaced Leno in 2014 and remains the host today. Every one of these men, along with their writers, told jokes about the man who was president. The lesson here is, if you don’t want to be laughed at, don’t run for the presidency. The President of the United States is the most visible person on the planet, and fair game for both criticism and laughter at his or her expense. WE KNOW THAT DONNY AND MELANIA DO ONE THING TOGETHER When Melania stood before the television cameras on Monday and whined about one of the popular late-night comics, Jimmy Kimmel, ...