I’ve Been Trying to Avoid this, but She Asked for it: Melania is a Useless Trophy Wife and a Brainless Boy Toy
Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart
Because you both need an education about America and its
history, this is for you, Donny and Melania.
In 1954, Steve Allen co-created the “Tonight Show.” He left
the show in January of 1957, replaced by Jack Paar who hosted the show until 1962
when Johnny Carson accepted the job. Carson became the longest host, leaving
the program in 1992. He was followed by Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Leno again, and
Jimmy Fallon who replaced Leno in 2014 and remains the host today.
Every one of these men, along with their writers, told jokes
about the man who was president. The lesson here is, if you don’t want to be
laughed at, don’t run for the presidency. The President of the United States is
the most visible person on the planet, and fair game for both criticism and
laughter at his or her expense.
WE KNOW THAT DONNY AND MELANIA DO ONE THING TOGETHER
When Melania stood before the television cameras on Monday
and whined about one of the popular late-night comics, Jimmy Kimmel, she proved
that she and her old, obese husband watch the show, and that she has never read
the First Amendment.
Like her incompetent, evil husband, she called upon ABC to fire
Mr. Kimmel. I’m going to put this as nicely as possible with the use of an old
adage: “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the fucking kitchen.”
The American people will gladly and eagerly accept Trump’s
resignation.
JIMMY KIMMEL STANDS UP FOR ALL COMICS AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT
The rage coming from Trump’s third trophy wife was a
combination of two events: one on Mr. Kimmel’s Thursday night show, and the
other from what has become another page is the pitiful life of the worst
president in history.
Thursday, Mr. Kimmel pretended to be a speaker at the
following Saturday’s Correspondence dinner. His remark was never threatening.
“Of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at her,
so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel
said.
What happened on Saturday evening is being called an “attempted
assassination.” However, Trump was far away from the alleged assassin, never in
any danger.
Melania’s speech and her husband’s follow-up remarks were
nothing but another complaint about liberals and their constant expose of Trump’s
crimes against his country and humanity in general.
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO REVEAL THE HYPOCRISY
EMINATING FROM TRUMP AND HIS CRONIES, BUT THEY WON’T
How quickly people forget. When President Biden was in
office, every late-night show began their monologues with at least a single
joke about the President. His age and constant gaffs were the primary targets
of what was clearly an attempt at humor. For me, they just became tiresome.
Trump was the oldest man elected to the presidency. He will
be 80 on June 14, just three weeks older than yours truly.
Trump was too old to become your president on election day,
November 5, 2024. Today, he is clearly displaying advancing dementia and
physical signs of simply being too old to lead a nation of 340 million people.
And let’s put a little truth into the non-story.
When Melania married the orange buffoon she was aware that
he is 25 years her senior. Did she not expect him to experience the end of his
life long before her own? I know she’s not the most intelligent person on
earth, but even she could do the math.
I have written several stories of what is being called an
attempt on Trump’s life in Pennsylvania. That entire event was staged with the
assistance of Vince McMahon, the husband of Trump’s Secretary of Education,
Linda McMahon. If the shooter had wanted him dead, he could not have missed the
huge and only target standing behind the podium.
Op-ed by James Turnage
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Sources: dailykos.com: Melania renews call to censor Jimmy
Kimmel—for doing his job
ms.now/news: Melania Trump calls out ABC and Jimmy Kimmel
for ‘expectant widow’ joke
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