Senile Old Man Holds U.N. Hostage for Nearly One Hour

Op-ed by TheWiseOldFart

On Wednesday, a 79-year-old man walked up a broken escalator, made his way to the main floor of the United Nations building, and proceeded to filibuster the leaders of 189 nations for almost one hour. It was a very sad experience for the delegates. They were very respectful as an obese old man with a cheap toupee rambled on about nothing and bragged about things which never happened.

See if you can make sense of some of his illiterate rants.

“I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell.”

“They were going all green. All green is all bankrupt. That’s what it represents, And it’s not politically correct, I’ll be very badly criticized for saying it, but I’m here to tell the truth. I don’t care, it doesn’t matter to me.”

“If you don’t get away from this green scam, your country is going to fail. And I’m really good at predicting things, you know?” he said. “They actually said during the campaign, they had a hat: the best-selling hat, I was right about everything.’ And I don’t say that in a braggadocious way, but it’s true. I’ve been right about everything.”

“It’s time to end the failed experiment of open borders. You have to end it now. See, I can tell you. I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell.”

 “Everyone says I should get the Nobel Peace Prize.”

The old man called climate change a “hoax.” “It used to be global cooling. If you look back years ago in the 1920s and the 1930s, they said, global cooling will kill the world. We have to do something. Then they said global warming will kill the world. But then it started getting cooler.”

Now for the best part. The old, illiterate, obese man claimed to be the President of the United States of America.

No American president would ever tell so many lies or speak gibberish and braggadocio for that length of time.

Op-ed by James Turnage

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Sources: https://billmckibben.substack.com/p/the-stupidest-speech-in-un-history

https://newrepublic.com/post/200799/donald-trump-un-going-hell-allowing-immigrants

 

 

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